Inconceivable!

To paraphrase the quotable (and sadly fictional) Toby Ziegler: Don't bring the Princess Bride unless you know what you're doing.

Look, I'm strongly in favor of as many Princess Bride references as writers have in them. As far as I'm concerned, the more Andre the Giant, Mandy Patinkin, Christopher Guest, Billy Crystal, Wallace Shawn, etc., the better. But is it so difficult to get them right when there's an easily accessible list of quotations?